Rich works for a living and goes to bed early. This leaves very little time for a social life but he dedicates at least an hour and a half each week to the podcast! Rich is the brains behind the podcast and does all the editing and most of the prep work. Due to this level of effort, he is an average employee at work and only finishes video games if they are extremely easy or require no thought at all. He enjoys demolition derbies and pussy.


Joshua creates the podcast's RSS feed and sets up the hosting. He also talks in a microphone each week and goes off on YouTubers. Due to his OCD, he typically finishes every video game he starts but he rarely starts any for this very reason. Joshua occasionally makes videos as JCAU99 on YouTube. He was nominated for YouTuber of the Month once but lost to a steamroller.